My bad

So I’ve been on Vaction in Vegas and I haven’t posted jackshit since I’ve arrived, which I DO NOT apologize for :P I’ve been taking a break from being awesome. (Yes even sometimes being this awesome requires a few breaks) BUT, I’m in the airport bar, had a few drinks and I’ve decided I miss doing this, so tmrw I will post couple extra bro codes, and a few awesome blogs throughout the next week…..also…I WANT MORW FOLLOWERS, SOOOOO, please help me out ;p. You guys love me right? And I love you! So what do people who love eachother do? THEY HELP EACH OTHER, so more followers I get, the more and better blogs ill post, and BTW you guys have been awesome thus far so I thank those who have reblogged and liked, and I promise that there shall be better awesome blogs during the coming days, thanks again!

*JMFG*

*Article 7*

“A Bro never admits he can’t drive stick, even after an accident.”

*JMFG*

JMFG has arrived….

..in Vegas, Mother’s lock up your daughters, daughter’s lock up your MILSWANCA’s……(Mothers I’d like to sleep with and never call again)

*JMFG*

KITTENS! Under my shed!

*JMFG*

KITTENS! By my feets!

*JMFG*

Vegas

So tomorrow morning I’m.l Vegas bound, finally am 21 and I can legally drink gamble and get a stripper, but no worries, ill still be blogging everything going on, and a bro code article daily as well….and The Joe Code is coming along well, and probably will be blogged sooner than thought.

SO today pretty much is me running around doing all I can to ready myself for this trip.

Any suggestions for Vegas activities BTW??

*JMFG*

*Article 6*

“A Bro shall not lollygag if he must get naked in front of other Bros in a gym locker room.”

*JMFG*

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Well hello there, I’m awesome and you are? ;)

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This is almost exactly my own mother, happy mother’s day!